julianhollis:

georgie-campbell:

harper-emerson:

julianhollis:

What is that aborted fetus looking thing beside you and Spiderman? 

Wasn’t this from when arrived and had to take a school trip into the island? Why didn’t I get any ice cream?!

Because you said ‘A moment on the lips, forever on the hips’ 

I remember her saying “As much as I love to lick things and get white stuff on my face…”

Really? I don’t remember saying either of those things. However I do think I recall somebody being stingy and not wanting to tell me where the ice cream shop was. I feel cheated and you’re all to blame.

julianhollis:

What is that aborted fetus looking thing beside you and Spiderman? 

Wasn’t this from when arrived and had to take a school trip into the island? Why didn’t I get any ice cream?!