La Vie En Rose
What is that aborted fetus looking thing beside you and Spiderman?
Wasn’t this from when arrived and had to take a school trip into the island? Why didn’t I get any ice cream?!
Because you said ‘A moment on the lips, forever on the hips’
I remember her saying “As much as I love to lick things and get white stuff on my face…”
Really? I don’t remember saying either of those things. However I do think I recall somebody being stingy and not wanting to tell me where the ice cream shop was. I feel cheated and you’re all to blame.
What is that aborted fetus looking thing beside you and Spiderman?
Wasn’t this from when arrived and had to take a school trip into the island? Why didn’t I get any ice cream?!
Billings and Ketlar, enough said.
Wait you and Sutton? How come no one told me?!Because “[me] and Sutton” don’t exist.
Well I mean I wouldn’t go that far…you’re at least friends and there’s always a thin line between friends and champagne kisses.
No. No. No. No one remembers this. This is obviously a forged form of potential embarrassment. Really.
Really? I’m pretty sure everyone remembers this.
Hey Sutton, remember James’s awkward years?
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Now why would I do that when I enjoy seeing your little red head in a huff so much?
What? I-And-You are the single most annoying person I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.
How lovely. You can easily see how Harper Emerson is considered to be a girl with “class” right here, ladies and gentlemen.
Tell me, do you just like…drink straight snake venom every morning, and does it corrode your personality just as much as it deteriorates your remaining, hair-dye-soaked brain cells? Because I wouldn’t find that surprising at all, Harper.
And for the record- calling me boring is a matter of your own opinion and therefore really has no insulting effect on me. For instance, you think I’m boring, and I think you’re an absolute cow.
The fact that you think you know what “class” is, is actually really cute. Does your family even count as any class? Cause last I heard, well no, actually I’ve never heard anything about them. How does it feel to be irrelevant in today’s society?
Hair dyed? Please as if I’d let chemicals near my hair. Just because you take no care of yours and like to store rats in yours doesn’t mean the rest of us do. The best part of it all is that I could dye my hair and loose every last brain cell but I’d still have friends, and I’d still know how to have fun, and I’d still matter. Which is way more than you could ever say.
Is it an opinion when the entire east coast says you’re a boring loser with no friends? Tell me, do you even know what friends are? Do you know what fun is? Books and parents don’t count.
(Source: harper-emerson)
